Didn’t anyone in marketing read the box?
Monday, January 5th, 2009
Yep. What I want when I have a cold is a product that contains not only cold medicine, but also mucus and congestion. ‘Cause, like, I don’t have enough snot already in that situation.
So, either A) Alka Seltzer is so stupid that they don’t realize they’re moronically selling the promise of a snootful of phlem to someone who already has one, or B) or they figure (far, far too overconfidently) that their name is strong enough that people won’t notice.
Either way, they’re today’s idiots. And Me? I remain unimpressed.